I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
this is an emotional support booty call
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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