Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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