Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
