I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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