Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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