No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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