I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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