I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just gift wrapped bread.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I think people are normalizing furries
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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