The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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