People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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