Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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