I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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