wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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