She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
