meet me or not, i'm out of control
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Randomize
