Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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