it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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