Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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