I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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