Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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