he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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