I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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