So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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