Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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