She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
you had me at cake vodka
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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