just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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