Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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