the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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