I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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