Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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