wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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