Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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