Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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