I love having hate sex.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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