Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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