im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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