FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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