I CAN MOONWALK!
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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