This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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