well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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