I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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