thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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