I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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