its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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