Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
