So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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