I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how can u be prego again
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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