Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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