Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
third nipple confirmed
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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