I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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