If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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