i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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