Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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